This is a glimspe at the new man in charge of crisis open Christmas.( Mick Bateman) Most people will think it's not really a smart thing to do trying to make a stuffed parrot drink a pint of larger but if he does succeed which is highly unlikley. Then a miracle will have been peformed and that's what this man of the moment needs as Christmas looms large. This does raise the question on normality. Do you know this man? Is this the norm?