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Last night I manage finally to read the homelessness act. I've come to the conclusion that it is all mumbo jumbo. To tell the truth you need a translator to translate it. Now I'm your average guy of reasonable intelligence and even I had a hard job reading the bloody thing. Whatever happened to good old fashioned English? After all that's what I've learned these past fifty three years. When these people become MPs do they have to enter into some secret coding thing? Anyway it has taken me two days to read and I do understand parts of it some parts which I think need to be defined because if they are taken literally then some homeless people will not be treated fairly. God, I hope I never become an MP.